NEW MOON Star Goes Nude For PETA, Has A Delicious “Salome”

Today is a big Twilight day for me. First the SNL spoof and now this. Below is the PETA ad of Christian Serratos, who plays some chick in New Moon named Angela. I don’t know who that is, because I’m a hetero-male who has not read those atrocious novels, but I will probably see this movie just for the chance to stare at this chica and her SALOME for two hours.

See what I did there? I called her ass a SALOME. Because remember way back when, I promised all of you that would be the new official term? I’m a man of my word.

DS Out.