Kid Gets Caught Getting High and Watching Porn- Parents Devise the Ultimate Punishment

So you think your home alone. You just downloaded that kick ass Batman Porn and have scored yourself some bud. What better way to spend one of the last Tuesdays of your summer than getting high and wanking it to Robin and Batgirl getting it on, amirite? You pop in that pirated DVD, blaze the doobie and just before you and your little sidekick get your happy ending your mom walks in with fresh sheets.

The above scenario usually ends in one of three ways. The really crappy parents pretend it never happened and then wonder why their kid is a high school dropout who never amounts to anything. The less crappy, but usually equally ineffective parents scream their heads off and ground their child for eternity, pretending that they aren’t somehow sneaking out at night and doing all the things they’ve been forbidden to do anyway. Then there are the guilty parents who weep and carry on about how disappointed they are. They usually succeed in guilting the kid into feeling bad for about 15 minutes before he’s off to commit more adolescent shenanigans.

Not these guys. There is a reason that public floggings were so effective, and it wasn’t the pain. These are two parents that understand that the greatest punishment one can bestow is that of utter humiliation. You just got pwned sleazy stoner kid! Sure he looks okay with it now. Wait until school starts back up and he’s the laughing stock of his entire student body. Then he’ll need years of therapy along with antipsychotic cocktails. But you know what? He never smoked weed and watched porn in his parent’s house again.

DS Out.